Back in primary school I was sat with my mate and the teacher asked us to compose
a poem that ended in timbuctu.
One of the girls got up and said "i have a good one"
she was one of the smart kids that came from a middle class family and
alway got A's
"go ahead"
"I stood upon dockyard slip,
watching a great and mighty ship,
It had a very handsome crew,
It's destination Timbuctu"
Pretty good the teacher said, we were all very impressed
My mate got up "i av one miss!"
I jumped, jay was thick as s*** and neither of us were good at english
I told him to sit down, "no mines better"
The teacher grudgingly let him go,
"me and tim went down to kent,
where we found theree ladies in a tent,
We hadn't very much to do,
So I Buck'd one and Tim Buck'd Two"
